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I'm tired
of women constantly telling me how much I'm missing in my
life by never having been married. There are no incentives
in this country for a right thinking man to get married. Lawyers
and Judges have turned a once beautiful thing into a win win
for women and nothing more than probation for men. Marriage
is a double edge sword. One side being religious and the other
legal. My being an Atheist the religion side is obvious and
maybe one day the subject of a different rant. Today I'm focusing
on the legal side.
All
the benefits of marriage are for women, none for men.
There
is no reason any free thinking male should sign all his rights
away just for what he believes is the sole rights to the use
of a woman's vagina and to do all her heavy lifting for the
rest of his life. Men have been reduced to nothing more than
draft animals sent out into the field to provide for the family.
Any man that has found himself suddenly at home (the nest)
due to retirement, unemployment or injury quickly realize
that they are a third wheel in the everyday world of "home"
and their wife becomes agitated and cranky (read bitchy) the
longer they are under foot. Only then realizing that their
home is structured around her needs not his. It is the wife
and kid's house that they let you stay in as long as you serve
the wifes needs. The psychology of nester Vs hunter will be
explored another day to make room for some good all American
lawyer bashing today.
Once
legally bound with the woman of your dreams, here are the
rules should (read when) a divorce ensues;
As
a man
Should
you be found having sex outside of the marriage or not provide
your spouse with all her wishes leaving her a fulfilled
woman like she she sees on Opra
or in the commercials on TV...
Your court
imposed punishment
as follows;
- The
imediate loss of everything your have earned, acquired or
have had handed down from your family since the day you
were born
- The
loss of your house so her new boyfriends will have a place
to stay
- The
loss of your cars so her new boyfriends will have something
to drive
- The
loss of any motorcycles, snowmobiles and boats you have
so her new boyfriends can have something to play with
- The
loss of any vacation property so her new boyfriends has
a place to spend time with your kids
- a
large fine levied weekly to be paid to the woman so she
can better afford all the makeup, clothes, hand bags etc.
necessary to find and entertain other men.
But
the man broke the agreement and ripped the heart out of his
wife and has
to pay the piper! As it should be..
As
a woman
Should
you be found having sex outside of the marriage or feel the
need to no longer honor and love...
Your court
imposed rewards
are as follows;
- The
immediate gain of everything your spouse has earned, acquired
or handed down from his family from the day he was born
- The
gain of his house so your new boyfriends will have a place
to stay
- The
gain of his cars so your new boyfriends will have something
to drive
- The
gain of any motorcycles, snowmobiles and boats he has so
your new boyfriends can have something to play with
- The
gain of any vacation property so your new boyfriends has
a place to spend time with your kids
- a
large cash reward weekly so you can better afford all the
makeup, clothes, hand bags etc. necessary to find and entertain
other men.
The woman
broke the agreement and rips the heart out of her husband's
chest and then waits for the court to reward
her actions like a check from the lottery.
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